Notes on German unity from the perspective of football. By CHRISTOPH DIECKMANN Essay 79 O n June 10, 2023, the inf luential German daily Süddeutsche Zei- tung, home to the best sports writ- ing in the country, celebrated Ger- many’s Cold War division. An an- niversary was approaching. „The German national team’s clash against Ukraine will be its 1,000th international. To honour the occasion, the SZ will be taking a stroll through German football his- tory.” The journey through yesteryear began on April 5, 1908, in Basel, with a 3:5 loss to Switzerland. It was fol- lowed by the highest peaks and deepest valleys traversed by the German team: The Miracle of Bern in 1954, the 1966 heartbreak in Wembley, the 1978 humiliation in Cordoba, the triumph in Rome in 1990. All the giants from the West German pantheon made an appearance: Fritz Walter, Helmut Rahn, Uwe Seeler, Gerd Müller, Franz Beckenbauer, Rudi Völler, Litti and Icke. All well and good. But the list keeps going, and by the time it ex- tends to Briegel, Kaltz and Dietz, the eastern German reader begins yearning for a bit of praise for Dixie Dörner (100 caps), Peter Ducke (68), Jürgen Croy (94) or Joachim Streich (102). Accomplished German national team players from the German cities of Dresden, Jena, Zwickau and Magdeburg. But they go unmentioned. The Mu- nich-based paper ignored them — along with the fact that the 3:3 against Ukraine was not actually the Ger- man team’s 1,000th international match. It was the 1,292nd. In a refreshingly forthright outburst many years ago, Dynamo Dresden keeper Hans-Jürgen Kreis- che thundered: „The assholes over there don’t want to acknowledge our national team matches. I played in 50 of them, and they can go ahead and nullify 49 of them, but I want to keep THAT ONE. Or did they lose that match in Hamburg against the air?” The reference was to June 22, 1974: Still today, that mythical World Cup match with the Sparwasser goal is listed as „Germany against GDR.” But back then, there was no Germa- ny — there were two of them, or two halves. The entire Illustration PHILIPP SCHULTZ